Every Single Microsoft Device. Ever.

With the release of Surface, Microsoft is taking a serious dive into the wide world of hardware production. But this isn't the first time Microsoft has gone down that road. In fact, Redmond has racked up a pretty impressive catalogue of devices. Here's a list of all of them.

Surface Hardware

Surface RT

Photo: Microsoft

Surface Touch Cover

Photo: Microsoft

Surface Type Cover

Photo: Microsoft

Zune Hardware

1st Gen: Zune 30

Photo: Microsoft

2nd Gen: Zune, 4GB, 8GB, 16GB

Photo: Microsoft

3rd Gen: Zune 80

Photo: Ted S. Warren/AP
Photo: Microsoft

4th Gen: Zune 180

Photos: Microsoft

5th Gen: Zune HD

Photos: Microsoft

Zune Sync Cable

Photo: Microsoft

Zune Home AV Pack

Photo: Microsoft

Zune Travel Pack

Photo: Microsoft

Zune Premium Headphones Version 1

Photo: Microsoft

Zune Premium Headphones Version 2

Photo: Microsoft

Zune Dock Version 1

Photo: Microsoft

Zune Dock Version 2

Photo: Microsoft

Zune Car Charger

Photo: Microsoft

Keyboards

Arc Keyboard

Photo: Microsoft

Bluetooth Mobile Keyboard 5000

Photo: Microsoft

Bluetooth Mobile Keyboard 6000

Photo: Microsoft

Comfort Curve Keyboard 2000

Photo: Microsoft

Comfort Curve Keyboard 3000

Photo: Microsoft

Microsoft Digital Media Keyboard 3000

Photo: Microsoft

Digital Media Pro Keyboard

Photo: Microsoft

Internet Keyboard

Photo: Recycledgoods

Optical Desktop Elite for Bluetooth Keyboard

Photo: Microsoft

Microsoft Optical Desktop with Fingerprint Reader

Photo: Microsoft

Multimedia keyboard

Photo: Microsoft

Natural Ergonomic Desktop 4000

Photo: Microsoft

Natural Elite Keyboard

Photos: Microsoft

Natural Keyboard Pro

Photo: PCStuff/Wikimedia Commons

Natural MultiMedia Keyboard

Photo: Microsoft

Natural Ergonomic Desktop 7000

Photo: Microsoft

Remote Keyboard for Windows XP Media Center Edition

Photo: Microsoft

Sculpt Comfort Keyboard

Photo: Microsoft

Sculpt Mobile Keyboard

Photo: Microsoft

Sidewinder 4x keyboard

Photo: Microsoft

Sidewinder 6x keyboard

Photo: Microsoft

 Wedge Keyboard Mobile

Photo: Microsoft

Wired Desktop 200

Photos: Microsoft

Wired Desktop 400

Photo: Microsoft

Wired Keyboard 500

Photos: Microsoft

Wired Keyboard 600

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Comfort Keyboard 4000

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Comfort 5000

Photo: Microsoft

Optical Desktop Elite Keyboard

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Entertainment Keyboard 7000

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Entertainment Keyboard 8000

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Media Desktop 1000

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Keyboard 2000

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Keyboard 3000

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Keyboard 6000

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Keyboard 800

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Laser Desktop 3000

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Laser Desktop 5000

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Laser Desktop 6000

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Laser Desktop 7000

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Multimedia Keyboard

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Natural MultiMedia Keyboard

Photo: Recycledgoods

Wireless Optical Desktop 700

Photo: Microsoft

Reclusa

Photo: Microsoft

Webcams

LifeCam Studio, LifeCam HD 3000, LifeCam Cinema, LifeCam Show, LifeCam VX-2000, LifeCam VX-5000, LifeCam VX-5500, LifeCam HD-5000, LifeCam HD-5001, LifeCam HD-6000 for Notebooks

Photos: Microsoft

LifeCam NX-3000, LifeCam NX-6000, LifeCam VX-1000, LifeCam VX-3000, LifeCam VX-6000, LifeCam VX-7000, LifeCam VX-800

Photos Microsoft

Assorted Other Goodies

The Digital Sound System 80, DSS80

Photo: Saxbryn/Wikimedia Commons

Microsoft Cordless Phone System

Photo: Microsoft

Microsoft Fingerprint Reader

Photo: Tudor Raiciu/Softpedia

Microsoft RoundTable

Photo: Microsoft

Microsoft Response Point

Photo: Microsoft

Bluetooth Number Pad

Photo: Microsoft

Cooling Base

Photo: Microsoft

Pixel Sense (Tech Formerly Known as Surface)

Photo: PixelSense Blog

Actimates

Photo: HKIEd Library
Photo: HKIEd Library/Microsoft
Photo: Microsoft

Home Networking Products

Wireless Base Station MN-700

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Base Station MN-500

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Base Station MN-100

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless USB Adapter MN-510

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless USB 2.0 Adapter MN-710

Photo: Microsoft

Ethernet USB Adapter MN-110

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Notebook Adapter MN-720

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Notebook Adapter MN-520

Photo: Microsoft

Ethernet Notebook Adapter MN-120

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless PCI Adapter MN-730

Photo: Microsoft

Ethernet PCI Adapter MN-130

Photo: Microsoft

5-Port Switch MN-150

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Notebook Kit MN-820

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Notebook Kit MN-620

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Desktop Kit MN-610

Photo: Microsoft

Headsets

Lifechat LX-1000

Photo: Microsoft

Lifechat LX-2000

Photo: Microsoft

Lifechat LX-3000

Photo: Microsoft

Lifechat LX-4000

Photo: Microsoft

Lifechat LX-6000

Photo: Microsoft

Lifechat ZX-6000

Photo: Microsoft

Xbox Hardware

The Original Xbox

Photo: Steve Wilson/Newsmakers)/Getty Images

Xbox: Atari Edition

Photo: Ebay

Xbox: Launch Team Console

Photo: seattlegoodwill/Ebay

Xbox: Skeleton Black

Photo: Microsoft

Xbox: Panzer Dragoon Orta Edition

Photo: PlayRight

Xbox: Translucent Green

Photo: Microsoft

Xbox: Halo 2 Edition

Photo: 1990gabe/Ebay

Xbox: Kasumi-Chan Blue

Photo: Microsoft

Xbox: Mountain Dew Edition

Photo: Graphicgiraffe/Wikimedia Commons

Xbox: Hulk/Pepsi Edition

Photo: xfusion2010

Xbox: Tony Hawk 2 Underground Edition

Photo: Sainthalo/Wikimedia Commons

Xbox: Hello Kitty Crystal

Photo: N/A/Microsoft

Xbox: Pure White

Photo: Play Asia

Xbox: World Racing Edition

Photo: Thairetro

Xbox Controllers

Photo: Evan-Amos/Wikimedia Commons
Photo: Evan-Amos/Wikimedia Commons

Xbox 360 Elite

Photo: Koichi Kamoshida/Getty Images
Photo: Microsoft

Xbox 360 S

Photos: Microsoft

Xbox 360: Halo 3 Bundle

Photo: Microsoft

Xbox 360: The Simpsons Bundle

Photo: Microsoft

Xbox 360: Resident Evil 5 Bundle

Photo: Microsoft

Xbox 360: Modern Warfare 2 Bundle

Photo: Microsoft

Xbox 360: Modern Warfare 3 Bundle

Photo: Microsoft

Xbox 360: Halo 4 Bundle

Photo: Microsoft

Xbox 360: Halo Reach Bundle

Photo: Microsoft

Xbox 360: Gears of Ware 3 Bundle

Photo: Microsoft

Launch Team Bundle

Photo: johnporcaro

Xbox 360: Kinect Star Wars Bundle

Photo: Microsoft

Xbox 360 Controllers

Photo: Evan-amos/Wikimedia Commons
Photo: Microsoft
Photo: Evan-amos/Wikimedia Commons
Photo: Microsoft
Photo: Microsoft
Photo: Blackwatch21/Wikimedia Commons
Photo: Microsoft
Photo: Microsoft
Photo: Microsoft

Xbox 360 Controller: Spartan and Brute Editions

Photo: Microsoft

Xbox 360 Controller: Dragon Edition

Photo: Microsoft

Xbox 360 Controller: ODST Edition

Photo: Alphathon/Wikimedia Commons

Xbox 360 Controller: Radioactive Edition

Photo: Microsoft

Xbox 360 Controller: Fable 3 Edition

Photo: Microsoft

Xbox 360 Controller: Halo 4 Edition

Photo: Microsoft

Xbox 360 Controller: Xbox Live 5 Year Anniversary

Photo: xbox-scene.com

Kinect

Photo: Michal Czerwonka/Getty Images

Chatpad

Photo: Alphathon/Wikimedia Commons
Photo: Microsoft

Xbox 360 Universal Media Remote

Photo: Alphathon/Wikimedia Commons
Photo: Microsoft

Xbox 360 HD DVD Player

Photo: Alphathon/Wikimedia Commons

Xbox 360 Wireless Headset

Photo: Alphathon/Wikimedia Commons

Xbox 360 Wireless Headset: Halo 3 Edition

Photo: Microsoft

Xbox 360 Wired Headset

Photo: Alphathon/Wikimedia Commons

Xbox Live Vision Camera

Photo: Alphathon/Wikimedia Commons

Xbox 360 Detachable hard drive

Photo: Alphathon/Wikimedia Commons

Xbox 360 Wireless Network Adapter

Photo: Alphathon/Wikimedia Commons

Xbox Wireless Adapter MN-740

Photo: Microsoft

Xbox 360 Battery Pack

Photo: Microsoft

Xbox 360 Quick Charge Kit

Photo: Microsoft

Xbox 360 Charge and Play Kit

Photo: Microsoft

Xbox 360 Wireless Headset with Bluetooth

Photo: Microsoft

Modern Warfare 3 Bluetooth Headset

Photo: Microsoft

Xbox 360 Wireless N Networking Adapter

Photo: Microsoft

Xbox 360 Hard Drive Data Transfer Cable 

Photo: Microsoft

Xbox 360 High Speed HDMI Cable

Photo: Alphathon/Wikimedia Commons

Xbox 360 VGA HD AV Cable

Photo: Microsoft

Xbox 360 Component HD AV Cable

Photo: Microsoft

Wired Mice

Basic Optical Mouse

Photos: Microsoft

Comfort Mouse 3000

Photo: Microsoft

Comfort Mouse 4500

Photos: Microsoft

Comfort Mouse 6000

Photos: Microsoft

Comfort Optical Mouse 1000

Photo: Microsoft

Comfort Optical Mouse 3000

Photo: Microsoft

Compact Mouse 100

Photo: Microsoft

Compact Optical Mouse 500

Photos: Microsoft

Express Mouse

Photos: Microsoft

IntelliMouse

Photo: Bill Buxton/Microsoft

IntelliMouse Explorer 3.0

Photos: Microsoft

IntelliMouse 4.0

Photo: Microsoft

Intellimouse Explorer 4.0 with Bluetooth

Photo: Microsoft

IntelliMouse Optical

Photo: Microsoft

Mobile Memory Mouse 8000

Photo: Microsoft

Notebook Optical Mouse

Photo: Microsoft

Notebook Optical Mouse 3000

Photo: Microsoft

Optical Mouse 100

Photos: Microsoft

Optical Mouse 200

Photos: Microsoft

Optical Mouse by Starck

Photos: Microsoft

Wheel Mouse

Photo: Alessandro Vernet

Wheel Mouse Optical (AKA The Best Mouse Ever)

Photo: Microsoft

Original, no-wheel mouse

Photo: Ebay/salesatcomputercloseout

Microsoft Mouse: 1982

Photo: Microsoft

Trackball Optical Mouse

Photo: Microsoft

Sidewinder Gaming Hardware

Sidewinder Gamepad

Photo: Microsoft

Sidewinder 3D pro

Photo: Smirnoff103/Wikimedia Commons

Sidewinder Precision Pro

Photo: Microsoft

Sidewinder Force Feedback Pro

Photo: MOS6502/Wikimedia Commons/Microsoft

Sidewinder Precision 2

Photo: Microsoft/Jlochoap/Wikimedia Commons

Sidewinder Force Feedback 2

Photo: Microsoft

Sidewinder Joystick

Photo: Microsoft

Sidewinder Force Feedback Wheel

Photo: Microsoft

Sidewinder Strategic Commander

Photo: Microsoft

Sidewinder Game Voice

Photo: Microsoft

Sidewinder Freestyle Pro

Photo: X201/Wikimedia Commons

Sidewinder Dual Strike

Photo: Microsoft

Sidewinder Gamepad Pro

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Mice

Arc Mouse

Photo: Microsoft

Arc Touch Mouse

Photo: Microsoft

Photo: Microsoft

Photo: Microsoft

Bluetooth Notebook Mouse 5000

Photo: Microsoft

Explorer Touch Mouse

Photos: Microsoft

Natural Wireless Laser Mouse 6000

Photo: Microsoft

Natural Wireless Laser Mouse 7000

Photo: Microsoft

Sculpt Touch Mouse

Photo: Microsoft

Standard Wireless Optical Mouse 1000

Photo: Microsoft

Touch Mouse

Photo: Microsoft

Photo: Microsoft

Wedge Touch Mouse

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless IntelliMouse Explorer

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless IntelliMouse Explorer 2.0

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless IntelliMouse Explorer for Bluetooth

Photo: Opencage

Wireless IntelliMouse Explorer with Fingerprint Reader

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Laser Mouse 5000

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Laser Mouse 6000

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Laser Mouse 6000 v2

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Laser Mouse 8000

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Mobile Mouse 1000

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Mobile Mouse 3000

Photos: Microsoft

Wireless Mobile Mouse 3500

Photos: Microsoft

Wireless Mobile Mouse 4000

Photos: Microsoft

Wireless Mobile Mouse 6000

Photos: Microsoft

Wireless Mouse 1000

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Mouse 2000

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Mouse 5000

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Notebook Laser Mouse 6000

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Notebook Laser Mouse 7000

Photo: Microsoft

Microsoft Wireless Notebook Optical Mouse 3000

Photos: Microsoft

Microsoft Wireless Notebook Optical Mouse 4000

Photos: Microsoft

Wireless Notebook Presenter Mouse 8000

Photo: Microsoft

Wireless Optical Mouse

Photos: Microsoft

Wireless Optical Mouse 2000

Photos: Microsoft

Wireless Optical Mouse 5000

Photo: Microsoft

Explorer Mini Mouse

Photo: Microsoft

Mobile Memory Mouse 8000

Photo: Microsoft

So that's it, which brings us to the final burning question: What did I miss? This was the most ludicrously, absurdly completionist assignment I've ever received. Despite hours of scraping Microsoft's list of current drivers, and going insane due to ridiculously generic product names ("Notebook Optical Mouse?" Really?) I must have missed something. You know what it is? Throw a picture in the comments, add to this preposterous list, and spare me my boss's fiery wrath.

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